Friday, December 3, 2010

Original behavior?

Maybe university life really has common patterns around the world. I now realized:not only did I choose the right place, but also the right time to come, because being the same age as your classmates can change everything.

I say this because I'm used to people around me being one year older since I entered school. That, as you may know, affect many probabilities, such as the chances of getting la... no, just kidding. I actually have a problem with this kind of environment because in life we get to meet a lot of arrogant and conceited people - I mean, half of us in the class had a scholarship whereas the other half was... very, very rich, to say little.

In university, though, good/funny patterns usually show up again. I'm talking about the class environment. The following are stereotypes, but you cannot say you never met those in person. For example, there's always the guy who...
  • ...asks that question exactly 0.1 second before the professor ends the class. The answer takes the whole break/lunch-time or the professor decides to add that question to your final exams.
  • ...wants to kill the guy above.
  • ...enters the class, sleeps, has a weird dream, wakes up suddenly, looks at the cellphone, thinks "30 minutes more", sleeps again.
  • ...uses the university's wi-fi internet to spend the whole class looking at Mixi, Facebook, Twitter, and all applications available for phones.
  • ...does nothing. Everybody thinks he is irresponsible or dumb, but then the teacher asks him a question. Calmly, as if nothing big is happening, he looks to the blackboard, answers anything correctly and returns to doing nothing.
  • ...arrives late, goes to the toilet in middle of class, disappears forever. His bag remains.
  • ...is so intelligent that nobody knows why he entered university.
  • ...is so intelligent that nobody knows why he entered university. (ironically)
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Been busy and I don't really have many interesting topics to write about, as you can see... Will try to find something amusing or weird happening in the streets and report! Hope you guys are well ("guys", although the number of comments has really been 0 for some time already). Have a nice week!

4 comments:

  1. hahahah!!! add one more!!!
    a girl who cant stop talking about one particular guy who wears specs. and always hit her fren as if he's a big teddy bear.
    XD

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  2. oh, so you got laid? now this is news!

    if our uni had wifi, i think i'd match all of the above occasionally

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  3. @Ili:
    Like the teddy bear part. Dislike the specs guy. xD

    @Balint:
    lol I think it will be long before I do. xD
    and wow your uni doesn't have a wifi? well, I mean, not that it matters that much but~

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  4. Hey~don't you forget the 留学生s who freak out taking notes during each lecture and then end up feeling shitty after each. *(@_@)*
    Btw, we can't really ask questions out loud and have to wait in the queue to ask the teacher personally~thank god. :P xD
    P.S. You didn't reply to my mail yet. tt

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